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The Smurfy Take Over
This was the scary point for Private Hell, Inc.; This was early on when the site was just starting and we needed to establish storyline. We introduced four new characters: Roy, Vlaid, Ray, and Carol. Together, the five of them saved the internet from Communism.
IntroductionSmurfy Take Over's Main Page
It was over a year since I established My Private Hell. In that time very little happened, but the website has grown quite a bit. But something needed to be added to make this place better, and I didn't know what. I tried a few things, but nothing became of any attempt. Who knew it would take a disaster to make me realize what was missing.
I invited everyone who earned a respectful position in Hell to a party in Goddess X's honor. I, being the most evil employee Hell had to offer, had to make sure that everyone attending was enjoying what may be their last party. You see, some guests had to be disposed of, and death wanted me to make sure that the guests were all in the right places for when 'it' happened. This was not an easy task. In fact, I had to... *groan* mingle with the mortal low lifes.
There were some real big names attending the party. James Earl Ray, Charles Manson, Sharon Stone, Chevy Chase; but the real guest of honor was non-other than Papa Smurf himself. He was a real hoot, so I had to strike up a real conversation with him. I approched him and asked if he had heard of the internet. He told me he had not. I gave him a brief idea of what it was all about. He wanted to see it in person. So I took him to my office and set him up. He looked it over and was horrified. He had never seen so much corruption in his life. I told him 'wait 'til you see my page.'
That sealed my fate. I once again entered the party scene and mingeled. When it was all done and everyone had gone home or died, I went back to my office. To my surprise it was heavily guarded and protected by Smurfs. The tiny bastards were trying to take over Private Hell, Inc. There was too many at the time, so I retreated back to reality. Needing help to liberate the evil ones, I sent for help. Four people answered my emails. They were Roy, Vlaid, Ray, and Carol. Go here to see how the whole Smurf Incident ended.
So I found out what I was missing all along, and it was close friends that would stick with me through thick and thin. I'll regret the day I ever signed them up.
Chat Sessions with the Cast of Private Hell Inc.
To keep up interest in the website, we had several
'chat sessions' that had all the characters talking. This proved
to be funny at times, but ultimately it was hard to keep a conversation
going when all it was was dialogue with little descriptions of actions.
Eventually this became harder to write for. In the end it proved
a lost form of writing.
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The Breakup
I decided to try something new, so I wrote a story
about how the whole group had a fight that caused them to break-up.
During this time, I created a couple new Angelfire websites. Those
didn't last long, but I spent a while making the pages. During those
days, I created two new characters I never really developed. Omega's
grandfather and Herb the squirrel.
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Then Interest Re-Arose
Around October of 2003, I again put interest into my website. Of course I had created omegarobot.com by then. When I finally had the inspiration to write once again, I did so and to give up the most up to date story:
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