An Excerpt from: Quest For World Destruction

    (Then Las Vegas blows up)
Mastermold: Ha, ha!  My planned has worked!
Mega Man: Mastermold, that was a mega bad thing you did!
Mastermold: @%#& you!  Watch this!
    (Mastermold crushes Perry White with his fists)
Mega Man: That's nothing check this out.
    (Mega Man shoots Mr. Linder with his arm cannon and turns him to ashes)
Mastermold: That's okay, for amateurs.  But for experts, we do this!
    (Aims flame thrower at Jerry Lee)
Jerry Lee: Great balls of fire!
    (Fries him)
Mega Man: Amateurs!?  Watch this 'expert!'
    (Pumps Jason Voorhees full of lead.  Mastermold Yawns)
Mastermold: What am I supposed to watch?  Something like this?
    (Mastermold pulls out a gas gun and shoots a pellet into David Seville)
Mega Man: Well, can you shoot a moving target?  Like this?
    (Throws Dot's Pet into the air and fires repetitively)
Mastermold: Probably, but it takes skill to shoot that U.F.O. in the sky.
Mega Man: Where?
Mastermold: You see that little dot in the sky?
Mega Man: Oh, now I see.
    (Mastermold shoots the dot in the sky with a bazooka.  Meanwhile, on the U.F.O.)
Alien2: Oh, @^#*!
    (U.F.O. blows up.  Meanwhile back at the shoot out in Las Vegas)
Mega Man: Easy as stealing candy from a baby.  Like this.
    (Mega Man takes out a pistol and shoots Baby Herman in the head and steals his cigar)
Mastermold: Like that's real hard, watch th-- Hey, wait a minute!  Why are we doing this and where are we getting all these weapons?
Mega Man: I don't know.  Let's see, I was wandering around and I saw you killing someone and I walked over and said 'That was a mega bad thing you did!', then I we started this shoot out.
Mastermold: Oh, yeah.  Well, it doesn't matter anyway.  Die!
    (Mastermold kills Mega Man with a machine gun)

Finally ready for the world, Quest For World Destruction
is now available to all those who wish to read it.

    Written by The Schober and Nathan D., Quest For World Destruction is about America's heroes and villains battling it out on the biggest battle field known to man: Earth.  Composed of satire and corny humor, Quest For World Destruction never has a dull moment or a moment of silence.  Watch as cartoons and real humans clash, on screen characters and off screen people meet face to face, and long dead icons, such as Albert Einstein, Ludwig Von Beethoven, and (of course) Elvis Presley; return for one last time.  Laugh as The Brady Bunch go mad, The Waltons lose it, and Bill Gates reign collapses

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Actual people's response while reading this story:

Great night time reading material
    - greywolf
I think it's funny
    - Natalia

    That's two people's view, and it doesn't stop there, we need your opinion too!!  We need 23 more!! Therefore, we are giving the first 23 people a copy of Quest For World Destruction to hear your opinion on it and to see if there should or can be a sequel for it.  You make the difference.  Additional copies may be released at a later date, but Nate and Schober are going to consider it if the reviews are positive.

Soon to Come: Quest For World Destruction Reference Guide for People in Story
Soon to Come: Quest For World Destruction Reference Guide for Places/Locations

And if demands are up...

Somewhere down the road: Quest For World Destruction II: The Legacy is Reborn

Disclaimer:  The ideas and opinions in Quest For World Destruction do not share those of Justin S. or Nathan D.  It is also not promoting ideas for future events nor predicting them.  The book is just a satrical way of expressing humor and nothing else.  This book is pure parody and will not accept profit of any sort unless willing to subject and pay a royalty fee to the people involved in the story.

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