| Sunday, May 21st, 2000 | Looking for rebels, found nothing. Papa Smurf told me to look harder. I think I'll try outside the Smurf Village tomarrow. |
| Monday, May 22nd, 2000 | Don't know what to say about the outside world, but it is interesting. When I went to the local pub to see if Omega had any daily routines that would lead me to him, I ended up at a dead end. But not all is lost, because I believe I now have a daily routine. |
| Tuesday, May 23rd, 2000 | Papa Smurf yelled at me for being hung over today. I told him not to yell because I had a lot of alcohol in my system. I woke up in the prison ward for 30 whippings. Will go out into the world again tomarrow in search for Omega again. |
| Wednesday, May 24th, 2000 | I really looked hard for Omega today, I started at the Post Office, but they didn't know him. I then went to gas station and asked there, still nothing. Finally I checked at that bar again, and even though I didn't find anybody, I got to know the bartender well. Man he lets me relate to him my problems with Papa Smurf. What a nice guy. |
| Thursday, May 25th, 2000 | Got 40 more whippings and spent the rest of the day in a cell to think about what a bad person I am. |
| Friday, May 26th, 2000 | Nothing happened today, but at night I did something good. I discovered that the dummy tape in the Sound recorder was missing. Good thing I stopped by the office or it would've gone unnoticed. I think I'll get a promotion for replacing it. I also turned off the comupter saving us from a huge electricity bill. |
| Saturday, May 27th, 2000 | Papa Smurf is really pissed at me. Turns out there was a break in last night and I totally missed it. Like there was any signs that pointed to that conclusion. Anyway, since whippings and imprisionment aren't doing any good disciplining me, he's posting the recordings took by the hidden tape recorder on the webpage as punishment. It makes me look like an idiot, but also makes Omega's crew look kinda bad too. Go here to see a transcript of that recording. |
| Saturday, June 3, 2000 | Papa Smurf grounded me from using the computer for a week on the account that I'm an idiot. I think he's just being a hard ass, but what proof do I have? I would quit this job, but as long as I'm in the Smurf Village, I can have a bar tab at the bar downtown. So, I'll just sneak out tonight and kick back a few. |