The Smurfy Communist Page
People quickly associate communism with russians, Stalin,
Lenin, cubans, Fidel, the red scare, etc. Basically, they come to
grips with all the evils of communism. Regardless of where you stand
on whether you like us Smurfs or not, the fact remains: we are communists.
We are loving people and we only want the best for all mankind. Which
brings us to why we're here.
We attended the communist party of one Omega Redd,
who informed us of his webpage that explained all this evil plans.
We didn't want such a man to be plaguing the minds of tomarrow, so we drugged
him and learned of his password to his site. We then locked his system
and now we own this place!
Our goal now is to now clean up every webpage on
the internet. Impossible you say? Well, let us tell you something.
Over time us Smurfs have become fruitful and multiplied, so there's millions
of us out there right now breaking into websites and making your lives
a better and safer place.
Good-bye for now, comrades.
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