Introduction to Hatemailer
I used to have a thing called the OmegaRobot Report (ORR). I typed it up every Wednesday and sent it to everyone in my address book. At the bottom of every report, I wrote 'If you no longer wish to receive this weekly, please send an email requesting to be removed from the mailing list.' No matter how many times I wrote this, this hatemailer couldn't get it through their head that instead of telling me off all the time, all she had to do was say 'Please remove me from your mailing list.'
Note: Statements that are underlined were not underlined when sent to hatemailer. They are underlined now to highlight how many times I clearly stated to her what she had to do to get removed from the mailing list.
My Best Ex-Girlfriend in the Whole World
Dont' send me any of this fuckin' crap anymore, or any thing at all for that matter. Understand or do I have to draw it out with crayons???
Omega's Reply
Crayons please, and use that cool sky blue. I also prefer the enlightening colors of crayola. And could you add a tree or two?
All you actually have to do is request being taken off my mailing list, hun. You act like I'm Tom Green or something. And why do you hate me so much?
I've tried to be nice to you, yet you insist that I am some colossal jerk. Do I really mean nothing to you after all we've been through? I gave my heart to you, then you stomped on it repeatively, and finished by spitting on it with a passion. I cared about you (and still do). Can't we just get along?
Oh, and could you please be a dear and e-mail a gallon of milk when you reply to this letter? I'll pay you back later. Thanks!!
Omega Redd
My Best Ex-Girlfriend in the Whole World
Leave me alone u punk!
Geez... what part of "GO AWAY!!!" do u not understand???
U have ur little circle of friends (witch probably hate u, but just
don't wanna tell u).
Ur a pathetic looser, I don't wanna know u.
Stay away from me.
I'm thinkin'... ---> o 0 (Fucking white trash...)
Omega's Reply
You love me, don't you? Oh this is so cute! You have a tiny
crush on me! And I loved your
letter, it was so beautiful!
But seriously, I feel the need to see other people. We just weren't
meant for each other.
Maybe we should go our seperate ways for now, but I'll keep in touch
with you through emails, unless you request me to remove you from my
mailing list.
Well, until then my little lover, I must go. Stay in touch.
Omega Redd
P.S. Oh yes, they do hate me, but they cover it up with 30 layers of love. Who knew? I mean people like me for some reason. And thanks for this email, after a really depressin day, you made me smile again. =)
My Best Ex-Girlfriend in the Whole World
HOW THE HELL COULD THIS MAKE U SMILE!?
I'm being serious here and ur smiling about it???
Ur supposed to be mad and angry at me... ur supposed to hate me now!!!
AND DON'T U DARE POST THAT E-MAIL ON UR PAGE!!!!!
Several minuts later, she followed up with this
By the way...
I DON'T LOVE U.
I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON U.
WE NEVER "SAW EACH OTHER."
AND I'M NOT UR LITTLE LOVER!!!!
Omega's Reply
You're just such a cutie!
I can't hate you or be mad or angry at you. You're too kind-hearted and sweet.
And all these pet names you have for me, fucking white trash, punk, pathetic looser (which should be spelled with only one 'o' btw); you really know how to make me happy.
And I'm glad that you agree with me that our little relationship won't be able to work out. I know you were probably looking forward to us having something, but the distance between us and my already loving M@b kinda makes it impossible for me to do.
But do stay in touch. I don't see why we can't just be friends. But you can also request not to recieve these emails anymore. I might also add it was very brave of you to share your feelings with me, as it is a common fear of sharing them to the person you have take a physical attraction to.
Omega Redd
P.S. I have to post this sweetie, it's hatemail, I always post hatemail on My Hatemail Page. Besides, it's not like I'm using your name with it. Toodles.
My Best Ex-Girlfriend in the Whole World
Don't post these e-mails on ur stupid page, Omega, don't u dare...
AND I WAS NEVER UR GIRLFRIEND!!!NEVER!!!NEVER!!!
That was just ur sick imagination.
Omega's Reply
Your reverse psycology is superb. You must still be able to wow
the men. Remember that time we
spent in the trees?
But seriously, sweetie, you're reading between the lines. You
only read what you want to hear but
pretend that you don't want to know.
Let's review, I've changed the subject in every one of the letters,
but one line always stayed the
same and I'll quote it on a line of it's own, in caps, and boldface
(where available) for the record:
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RECIEVE EMAILS OF ANY KIND, JUST REQUEST
BEING TAKEN OFF THE MAILING LIST!!!
Now, there's what I've been saying all this time. You could've
avoided being posted on The
Hatemail Page and actually gotten your way. But because you love
me so much, you decide to take
things further and further into detail and/or humiliation.
In the end we all learn something. Even though we hate people,
they still do look out for us all.
Thus a lesson can be learned. Even though The Best Ex-Girlfriend
in the Whole World may not
truely love me, I still have my M@b.
Omega Redd
P.S. And stop sending me emails.
Closure to Hatemailer
Haven't heard from her since.
Wonder what she's up to, maybe I should send her an email...
Update!: See Hate Mailer #4
Introduction to Hatemailer
Anyone who's anyone knows you can't get to my webpage if you're computer is filtered. That's a real problem for everyone who only has internet access through school. So, I decided to take it upon myself to get my site unfiltered for you the people the message ran like this:
Omega's Email
Dear sirs,
I would like to request the following site to be unfiltered.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/Omegarobot/index.html
Thank you for your time.
Stupid Filtering People
This site contains vulgar or obscene language.
We do appreciate your feedback. Please let us know if you find any other sites you think may be incorrectly rated by Bess. Thanks.
Omega's responce
It's the year 2000, a decade past the 90's. It's time to accept the fact that people use 'curse words' (to quote the almighty Bender from Futurama). Children nowadays are decensatized to vulgar or obscene language anyways. If we tell a child 'don't do that' just as quickly as we turn our back, a child will go ahead and do it. It's the same with drugs and alcohol, it's the rebellion that makes such things fun to do and 'wrong.' But if we were to say 'go ahead, do it' the child in question will see no point in doing the 'wrong.'
Besides, my site is an informative site, one that educates as well as entertain. To deny access to my site is a crime. I demand my site be unfiltered for the public will die without my wisdom educating their young. Some people only have internet access when at the school. When they realize they can't see my webpage, their poor little hearts start to bleed and the sorrow that fills their eyes is enough to make Hitler himself feel bad for his actions. Do you really want to be worst than Hitler?
I wish to request a re-count. This cannot stand true. Whatever happened to our 1st amendment rights? Freedom of Speech? Tell you what, I'll willingly give up the Freedom of the Press for my site to be unfiltered. Let my people go!
Stupid Filtering People
Thank you for your submission. Your views on our society and it's use of language in media and in interactions with one another, are very interesting to say the least. Unfortunately, your administration does not share the same optimism as you do, and chooses to filter out sites that contain objectionable language.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If there are any other sites you feel we may have rated incorrectly, then please do not hesitate to send them in. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.
Omega's Responce
Okay, let's act like adults here. I'm sure we can agree on one thing. My website kicks ass and your filtering policies have standards that are too high. I could understand if my site contained pornography on it, but I'm not planning on adding anything like that this year. You better not be stopping the public from viewing my website because you personally hate it. I think you're just prejudice against me and my people: The Village Idiot League.
Now, I want to negotiate a way for my site to be unfiltered. Here's my proposal: You unfilter my webpage, I'll stop sending you these emails. If we got a deal, I'll look forward to not writing you any more.
Stupid Filtering People
We rate sites according to the content contained within them. You choose to include objectionable language within your site. It is due to this decision that we have added the "profanity" tag to your site.
Your administration, whether that be your school, ISP, or place of work, has decided to filter out sites that contain the "profanity" tag. That is why this site is unavailable to you. There is no personal vendetta, prejudice, or violation of any of your civil rights. You have many choices available to you to access this site.
If you were to remove the objectionable content from the pages within your site, then there would be nothing to support a "profanity" tag. This would allow access to your site.
You may contact your network administrator, through those who provide our service to you. Your network administrator has the option of overriding our tags, and allowing a site to be either blocked or unblocked locally. The decision to filter different categories of sites (such as "profanity") is also made at this level.
Finally, you may wish to recieve your own unfiltered internet service. This would bypass our ratings entirely, and allow you access to everything available online, including but not limited to: child pornography, bomb making sites, and in your case profanity. Granted this is not an option that your school or parents would be paying for, and would therefore cost you money. Much unlike the connection you are currently recieving.
If there are other sites (as in not your site submitted again) that you feel we may have rated incorrectly, then please do not hesitate to send them in.
Closure to Hatemailer
Well, I tried to get these people to just go off on me, but they acted
too professional. So, I now close this chapter in the hatemail chronicles.
Intorduction to Hatemailer
Some of you may know that I have a Tape Trading Page where I setup trades with people who want certain shows for their video collection. Some may also know there's a newsgroup that's dedicated to finding more people out there who want episodes. But the sad thing about the Tape Trading newsgroup is people post 'Bad Trader' messages on there a lot. When this happens, the person who's accussed of being a bad trader goes out into battle to save their reputation. Then others get involved. In the end, you either have to be victorious or you're a dead trader and good luck with future business.
With that said, when I found this posted in the newsgroup, I was now in the spotlight. I had to jump into action to save who I was.
Matt, the Unsatified Customer (posted in the Newsgroup)
I traded with you a while ago, Omega Redd. I gave you a bunch of videos for The Sopranos season 1 and 2 and the quality sucked so bad. It was in mono sound with crappy picture quality. You didn't even bother to label the videos so I didn't know which episode was which. Also, you packaged the videos by simply throwing them all in a box with no packing material at all. The videos bounced around the entire trip to my house I'm sure. I threw them into the trash where they belong. Thanks for nothing. Don't trade with this guy!
Omega's Responce (posted in the Newsgroup)
Hey there Mr. Matt.
Sorry about the shitty tapes. Even more sorry we couldn't work something out. A few people have written back to me telling me the exact same thing and you know what I told them?
Guess... go on, guess. Aww, come on... guess. Just humor me, I won't get mad.
That's right, I adimited that I screwed up. You see, I too wasn't happy with the quality I was sending out, so I searched for some better quality of 'The Sopranos' first season. Now anyone who reads this newsgroup frequently might remember there was a gentleman who was offering to sell 1st generation copies of the Sopranos 1st season. I leaped on that deal because I knew this was exactly what I was looking for.
Now, I offer this to everyone I've already traded The Sopranos to (including Mr. Matt, if his heart so desires to forgive me and my old, evil ways) that if you want better quality, send the tapes back to me and not only will I replace them with the newer, cleaner, better episodes; I'll also send a money order that will pay you back for the S&H/postage back to me. Now, does this sound like the promise of a bad trader? If so, I'm going about this all wrong.
And as for the not labeling and padding them properly, The Sopranos were the first time I was trading multiple tapes. Me, being semi-new at the time to the trading aspect, didn't know what the fuck I was doing. But after 5 months of trading, one tends to get wiser on how to handle his trades better. That even includes when to admit you were wrong before everyone on a newsgroup and to make amends (which I believe I have attempted to do in this email).
Now, Mr. Matt, I believe you acted a little harsh towards me before consulting me first. How does it feel to hurt when no hurting needed to be done? *muffled sob* Maybe next time we'll sit down together and discuss this like adults instead of climbing the jungle gym and crying out to the entire playground that Mary Loo isn't sharing her jump rope with the rest of the class. With that said, I believe I'll skip outta the spot light.
"A my name is Aaron, B my name is Barry. C my name is Cameron, D my name is Danny..."
Omega Redd
P.S. Oh, and thanks for the wonderful tapes of Tom Green, they were
a crowd pleaser at my graduation party.
Introduction to Hatemailer
This isn't really the forth. Rather, it's a revival of hatemailer #1. But now, I'm giving her a name. We'll call her Linda, because that's what she's been saying her name is. I know better, but Hell, it's my webpage, I'll write what I want to.
I wouldn't have found this if I hadn't checked my friend's guestbook. It turns out she wrote an entry 6 months ago to me. Time to cook things up again!
Linda the Whore of Justice! - Guestbook entry
Well, well, well. Been along time. And I dont miss you. What has become of you? Is your ugly ass chick still around? See ya around Omega.
Omega's Responce - 6 months later
Hey there Linda, or whatever name you're going by this month.
So, how's the mafia? Or the strip club? Or was it the job at the burger palace?
I was looking at my friend Raven's guestbook and was surprised to see that you had signed it and made an attempt to contact me again. How cute! Golly, to know that you're still thinking of me.
What's up with the girl that had a huge crush on me when she was lying her ass off about her life style? Has the breast cancer cleared up yet? Sorry to hear that you've contracted vaginal warts now. Do you have any piercings yet?
I have to admit, I kinda miss you. I mean I haven't recieved any hatemail from you for close to a year now. But now that I've found you again, what do you say we catch up on those good times?
Linda's Responce - Nearly 2 years later
I just stumbled upon ur little "Hate Mail" page. Very funny... Now, I'm going to ask you one last time. Please remove all that shit you wrote about me. Please.
Omega Redd's Responce / Question
Whaddaya say folks? Should we take all of Linda's Hatemail off the Hatemail Page?
Linda's Responce - Less then a week later
Its not cute or funny. Take it off. Please. -Linda
Introduction to Hatemailer
Around March, a friend of mine told me she was making a webpage. I asked her if I could have the address, but she just laughed and said no. The joke was on ol' Redd, up until he found the address. Can you see where the tables turned?
Omega Redd's Email
Hey there Fiestas, not wanting to dally around on old times I have a
question to ask you:
Can I have the address to your webpage?
Omega Redd
---
P.S. please say yes
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas
Ummmm, no :)
luv, Fiestas
Omega's Responce
Okay, you asked for it. Just for that responce, I'm going to ask you again.
Fiestas, can I have your webpage address?
Omega Redd
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas
hee, hee, hee. This is fun, and funny! "NO!" Hee Hee
Omega's Responce
Now, let's act like adults here.
I'm going to ask you a grown up question and you say the proper grown up responce.
"Fiestas, dear, we've been through a lot together and you know I'll always support you through thick and thin. With this said, I wish to ask you this question that, if answered the way I hope you will, it will make me the happiest man alive.
"Fiestas, will you... give me your webpage address?"
Omega Redd
No Responce, Until...
Guess who found your webpage.... Guess who found your webpage....
http://gurlpages.com/nolabel/platinumkitty/index.html
Omega Redd
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas, A Couple Weeks Later
Redd,
Get my damn webpage off of your links page! Off, I say, Off! I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arrrggghhhhh!!!! And to think, only yesterday Gary tried unsucessfully to call you, believeing you were a pal, to go to Madison. Never again, Omega. Off off off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now! Now! NOW!
Omega's Responce
Ummm, no.
Hee hee, this is fun!
Omega Redd
---
Yesterday I was working. So try as you might, I weren't home.
And yes, I did meant to say
weren't. It makes me looked un-edu-ma-cated. Brain good
me look smarter
Also, you don't hate me. Mrs. Finkenstien hates me. You more or less dislike me at the greatest level possible.
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas
Omega, I'm serious! Deadly serious! Don't pretend to be obvlious, or ignore my wishes. I will win in the end, one way or another, so make it simple on yourself, and get my page off of yours!
That was later followed up with this responce
...And furthermore, since I'm pissed off anyway, I though I'd tell you
that Ray isn't a real hippy. His
taste in music is shitty, except for "American Pie", but that doesn't
constitute real hippy music anyway. Put on some Grateful Dead, Janis
Joplin, or Counrty Joe McDonald! And....as long as you insist upon
putting my damn stuff on your page, you've got the wrong spot for my poetry.
You just have the "HOWL" page, which is linked to a more extensive page.
Just take it off altogether, and all will be well...
Omega's Responce to first email
I'd like to see you try and defeat me little one. I've taken on
god and won. You may not believe
that, but that's just how oblivious you are.
Above all, I'm happy with my 'Friend's Webpages' page as is. I
think I might edit the text below it
though, just to stir attention.
Omega Redd
---
When I said little one above above, it wasn't a generalization of the
female sex. Rather, it's a personal opinion of yourself towards me.
No one is better then Redd, and you're just going to have to face that
demon.
Omega's Responce to second email
Aww, this is so cute. Fiestas is taking a liking to bring Redd down. Well, never the less, I'm game to take you on.
Okay, Ray is a real hippie, you just don't see it too well. He hasn't even put his favorite music on the music page yet. The music already on that page is my own favorites (this also explains why it says as plain as day 'Omega's Favorite Music').
As as for taste, I wouldn't be shooting me down for lack of it with a webpage that looks like yours. Street has a way better page then you do.
As for the link, when I put that page together, I just quickly jumped around everyone's webpage and those that had links to their poetry I just copied and pasted onto mine. I didn't even check to see if their was quality. Except Street's, who I already knew had good poetry.
And that concludes round two, we now retreat back to our neautral corners to survay the damage. Looks like Fiestas took in most of the punches.
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas, Guestbook Entry
I'm running out of threats, all I ask is that you simply un-link my page. That's all. It's not un-reasonable. Just do it. NOW! Do you hear me? N-O-W. 'Kay? I don't want anyone reading it untill it's perfected (which, at the rate I'm going, will be never). Go Omega, do it as quick as you can.
Omega's Responce
If I unlink your page, what do I get out of it? And it better not be any 'The very thought of helping out a desperate girl who'll do anything to steer people away from her webpage.'
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas, Bulletin Board Entry
Take it off...
...The link to my page, I mean. I'm extremely serious, I mean buisness. Great harm will come to you, via me. A hint: don't turn your back delivering those papers come Sunday (heh, heh) P.S. Wow! I'm the 2nd to post on your board!
La Vida de Abigail Fiestas friend Street's Defense Statement
Seriously, you need to take that link off. I find it extremely offensive as a friend to the dear Platinum Kitty. Take it off now.
Omega's Responce
Ha ha, that's just funny.
Conclusion
In the end, Abigail Fiestas just stopped worring about it. Soon
after, she got her webpage erased by the server... or did it...?
If you're not familiar with TV Tome, it's this website that is dedicated to providing a place to find answers to all your television show needs. Since there's so many TV shows on, and so many TV shows of the past, they require a lot of editors. I'm the editor for a few shows, one of which is The Pretender. Now I was surprised that there was no editor for the page, so I applied. After about a week or two, I got this sent to me. What surprises me the most isn't what she's saying, it's how it's being said. By that, it's very broken English.
Previous Pretender Editor's Cousin
Hello there,
I was curious as why became editor to The Pretender at TV Tome. Not to be rude but mess it up. I known the editor before you and the editor reply for it a couple of days before became it. The party was editor for several before being accidently remove. Did you log in to handle waiting approvals. I see you have allot TV Show in which are editor of. The party I'm tell about has none.
I hope not mad and tell you because to person is very nice and it upset them.
P.S. I not talk myself if you care.
Omega's Responce
I saw The Pretender page had no editor when I was browsing one day. Now the new rule at TV Tome is that if you're already the editor for 3 unfinished shows, you can't apply for any more. When I finished one of the pages a few days later, I saw that The Pretender still had no editor. It wasn't an immediate thing, there was plenty of time for the original editor to re-apply before I did.
She can re-apply for The Pretender page again if she wants, TV Tome takes applications all the time. I'm the editor for Talespin & Monster Garage and both of those shows I share it with a Co-Editor.
Previous Pretender Editor's Cousin
First let me say thank for reply my email. I don't where you got the she, but the she is my cousin. One day she was editor and next day no longer due to accident remove. She reply for editor quickly and the next day you appear as editor. That was only TV Show she was editor to but majorly due to being hugh Pretender fan. She love being editor but due back up log or something on owner of site and her email problem. Her profile was True Angeleyes so you know. But you need answer my question as to why chose The Pretender not because you browsing and saw no editor. She was editor since March 2003 until Sept. 24. I see you have 10 including The Pretender as TV Show editor. I better go.
P.S. You might want to correct Patrick Bauchau as Sydney / Jacob. It was just Sydney he played and someone else played Jacob (Dan Cashman).
Omega's Responce
I got the she from her profile, where it lists her as female.
I've been a TV Tome editor for over a year now. I got interested
in the Pretender somewhere near the beginning of summer (this year), based
on the recommendations of a friend. When I watch a TV show, I refer
to other TV Tome pages frequently. When I visited The Pretender's
pages, I always felt there
could be more added on there then there already was. Plus, some
information wasn't complete.
When I saw the page didn't have an editor, I was surprised. A
couple of days later I applied and got it. Since then I've gone over
the episodes that have been
re-airing on TNT. Plus, I have a majority of the series on tape,
so I can always go back and review something I may have missed before.
And about Dan Cashman. He's incorrectly referred to as playing
Jacob, but he actually is a body double. Patrick Bauchau does the
actual acting of both parts.
When you see one facing the screen, the other has his back turned.
The actor with his back to the camera is Dan Cashman. Dan was perfect
for the role as he has
the same stature and hair as Patrick.
The same goes for Alex Wexo, who plays the younger version of Sydney.
He also does the role of Jacob, especially when Sydney is talking to Jacob
in a dream or
in his mind.
Conclusion
I never heard back from her, yet. But even if I did, would I understand her? Now in all fairness,
Epilogue
Okay, this wasn't an actual hatemail, it was an internet instant messaging conversation. It follows a conversation I had with a real person (not the typical bot).
Session Start (omegarobot:socalhottie6921): Tue Jul 04 17:47:14
2006
[17:47] omegarobot: Who are you?
[17:47] socalhottie6921: im candy
[17:47] socalhottie6921: u?
[17:47] omegarobot: Sir Lloydd Vanderson, the third
[17:48] omegarobot: What brought you, Candy, to my instant messaging realm?
[17:49] omegarobot: Or are you one of those bots?
[17:49] socalhottie6921: no babe
[17:50] omegarobot: Okay, I'm game, I'll go along with this
[17:50] omegarobot: Why do you have two different screen names?
[17:50] *** "socalhottie6921" signed off at Tue Jul 04 17:50:44 2006.
[17:51] *** "socalhottie6921" signed on at Tue Jul 04 17:51:16 2006.
[17:51] omegarobot: Welcome back
[17:52] omegarobot: So, where are you from?
[17:53] omegarobot: You take a long time to reply to my messages...
[17:54] socalhottie6921: sry i was agsin
[17:54] socalhottie6921: i have a live cam in my page, i can get u in the site
for free with all access, ull be able to watch me and my girlfriends live shows,
u need a debit card or credit card to verify age, but i willgive u a code that
wont charge your card, besides u can use a card that has no money in it itll
still let you in cause its no charge thats why im inviting you wnna try that?
[17:54] omegarobot: agsin?
[17:54] socalhottie6921: well babe'
[17:54] omegarobot: S my D, B
[17:55] socalhottie6921: what da fuck is that?
[17:55] omegarobot: I'm still not 100 % convinced that you're bot-free.
[17:56] socalhottie6921: well ask whatever u like
[17:56] socalhottie6921: im the real thing and im offerign to see me for free!
[17:56] omegarobot: Third grade teacher's name
[17:57] omegarobot: And consulting a yearbook is considered cheating
[17:57] socalhottie6921: i dont remember
[17:57] socalhottie6921: ask higscool
[17:57] socalhottie6921: lol
[17:57] socalhottie6921: not even a bot can remember thaq
[17:58] omegarobot: What's your favorite color and why
[17:58] socalhottie6921: pink cuz im grl lol
[17:59] omegarobot: (PS, my third grade teacher's name was Mrs. Jones, very
cliche).
[17:59] omegarobot: Seen any good movies lately?
[18:00] socalhottie6921: nice
[18:00] socalhottie6921: lol
[18:00] socalhottie6921: no good mobies
[18:00] socalhottie6921: star wars
[18:01] omegarobot: What do you mean 'no good movies' and then following that
sentence with 'Star Wars'? If you saw Star Wars... well, depends on which one,
because the prequels all sucked imo
[18:01] socalhottie6921: yes
[18:02] omegarobot: So, are you working or something, do you get paid to peddle
this website you're trying to get me to go to?
[18:02] socalhottie6921: im working for the artign byw
[18:03] omegarobot: artign?
[18:03] omegarobot: Sorry, I have the hardest time interpreting typos, I'm
usually pretty good, but you're pitching curve balls to me.
[18:04] *** "socalhottie6921" signed off at Tue Jul 04 18:04:14 Session Start
Session Close (socalhottie6921): Tue Jul 04 20:17:32 2006
Session Start (omegarobot:socalhottie6921): Thu Jul 06 16:49:10 2006
[16:49] omegarobot: Evenin'
[16:49] socalhottie6921: hello
[16:49] omegarobot: How goes it?
[16:49] socalhottie6921: im doing fine babe u?
[16:50] omegarobot: Excellent, just got done treating my gf to a wonderful day
out, took her shopping, then brought her home and gave her a nice back massage
before she had to go to her class.
[16:50] omegarobot: Oh, and I took her to dinner, thought I typed that
[16:52] socalhottie6921: lol nice
[16:52] omegarobot: She's the greatest person to come into my life right now.
[16:53] socalhottie6921: i have a live cam in my page, i can get u in the site
for free with all access, ull be able to watch me and my girlfriends live shows,
u need a debit card or credit card to verify age, but i willgive u a code that
wont charge your card, besides u can use a card that has no money in it itll
still let you in cause its no charge thats why im inviting you wnna try that?
[16:53] omegarobot: Yeah, you gave me that pitch last time, but I'm just here to
chat with you as a person, because I'm more interested in that.
[16:54] omegarobot: And, I tried to apologize for the 's my d, b' line I gave
you last time, but you logged off before I could. So, I apologize.
[16:55] socalhottie6921: sure
[16:55] socalhottie6921: but y not heping me?
[16:57] omegarobot: How is it helping you? Getting your sales up for the day?
[16:57] socalhottie6921: no babe i need the rating babee
[16:57] socalhottie6921: help me
[16:58] omegarobot: I was in love with these three chicks at the same time, and
I bought them all Xboxes last christmas. I like to spoil the girls I love
[16:59] socalhottie6921: well babe i dont want money from u babe
[16:59] socalhottie6921: just raitng
[17:00] socalhottie6921: plz halp me babe show me some love
[17:01] omegarobot: This one girl was obsessed with me, and it kinda freaked me
out. I had to block her phone number so she wouldn't call me during all hours of
the day. After a while, I talked to her online and told her that I would unblock
her number. But, I didn't really talk to her when she called me. I regret doing
that.
[17:02] omegarobot: She died in a car accident a month later, I read her
obituary and it seriously haunted me for the months that followed.
[17:02] omegarobot: So, how do I help your rating?
[17:02] socalhottie6921: well babe i feel bad for u
[17:03] socalhottie6921: well i have a page so i give u the code for no charge
at all
[17:03] socalhottie6921: so u can use a card with no money in it
[17:03] omegarobot: You have a card with no money on it that I could use?
Because that would totally be cooler.
[17:05] socalhottie6921: yes babe i have one with money but is the one im using
babe
[17:05] socalhottie6921: i need to log in too
[17:05] socalhottie6921: so y babe y not coming
[17:06] omegarobot: I loved a girl who liked to put me down in front of other
people. She had so much sex appeal, I didn't want to ever let her go, and she
knew that. But, one day, I had to cut her off.
[17:06] omegarobot: I was her sugar daddy on the side, and she loved it when I
spoiled her rotten.
[17:07] socalhottie6921: what??
[17:07] socalhottie6921: babe i dopnt care
[17:07] socalhottie6921: jut come rate my shw
[17:08] omegarobot: And when I cut her off, she didn't even care, either. She
could just take me or leave me. And I'm pretty sure she had another legion of
men like me she could exploit.
[17:10] omegarobot: If it wasn't for the girl I'm currently with, I'd be pretty
convinced that all all women want from men is money, power, and control.
[17:11] socalhottie6921: well babe im not asking for any money of u
[17:11] socalhottie6921: if u coming thats great if ur not too bad ur mising a
big free oportunity
[17:11] omegarobot: What's your website got that my girl doesn't?
[17:12] socalhottie6921: https://www.wildxxxfantasies.com/cams/?webcam=free2u&code=1&freeuser=
[17:12] socalhottie6921: tere
[17:12] socalhottie6921: passcode adminpass09 under secretcode box
[17:17] omegarobot: A credit card, even without any money on it, is still a key
to unlocking a lot of personal information. Plus, if I do read correctly, it
says: today's charge is: $0.00 for a 1 day trial period. Membership Renews
automatically at $34.95 every 1 month(s) Until Cancelled. That's not free, babe,
that's what we call 'the fine print' that we're not supposed to read. It's where
that credit card 'with no money on it' gets credited the above amount that isn't
even on the card...
[17:19] socalhottie6921: babe look
[17:19] socalhottie6921: u need to unchek the second box for no renewalbabe
[17:20] socalhottie6921: babe if u uncheck that box u wont get chargeed and ur
cc will get automatically cancelled after the day trial
[17:21] omegarobot: So, out of curiosity, does the 'secret passcode' give you
the credit that gives you the credit that you got me to the website? Because I'm
curious, if I change the passcode slightly, like it reads 'adminpass07' or other
variation, does someone else get the credit you deserve?
[17:22] socalhottie6921: no babe i dont get any credit anyway abe
[17:22] socalhottie6921: i just get credit whn u rate me
[17:22] socalhottie6921: u see if u read carefully and stop being an ass ull see
ill only charge u if u chek the second box and dont cancell babe
[17:23] omegarobot: Come on, sweetie, don't be that way. We're getting along so
well. I thought we could get to know each other better, see if you really wanted
me or if you just wanted my rating
[17:24] socalhottie6921: well, babe to be honest i wanto get to now u better ass
it takes for u to rate me but faster
[17:26] socalhottie6921: well babe
[17:26] omegarobot: So impatient, every girl I know wants me to romance them
first, because that's the surefire way to a girl's heart. You are a girl, right?
Because your patience reflects that of a man, trying to get right to the point.
[17:26] socalhottie6921: so just le t me know ok babe cuz there a lot of people
ho whould like to rate me are u coming yes ro no?
[17:26] socalhottie6921: well babe u see im not the kind of grls who begs for
rating
[17:27] socalhottie6921: if i got money out of these maybel ill beg u
[17:27] socalhottie6921: wich im not so if u coming thats kewl
[17:27] omegarobot: I'm gonna respond to that with a resounding 'maybe', with a
possibility of a 'possibly'. If you don't get paid for it, what's the point of
it?
[17:30] socalhottie6921: babe i think im geting tired of repeating it but to
hell im a say i one las toime RATING
[17:30] omegarobot: Terminating Subscriptions: The Company or Paycom may
terminate your Subscription at any time, and without cause, by. If you wish to
terminate your subscription you must either provide the Company or Paycom
notification by E-mail, conventional mail, or by telephone [(888) 968-5834]. You
agree to be personally liable for all charges incurred by you during or through
the use of this site. Your liability for such charges shall continue after
termination of your membership for any reason.
[17:31] omegarobot: I'm not reading anything in the 'terms and conditions' that
one of the ways to cancel membership is by 'unchecking the box'
[17:32] socalhottie6921: if u uncheck u dont have to do all that procedure
[17:32] socalhottie6921: dont u understand babe are u making me loose all this
time fro nothing?
[17:33] socalhottie6921: ok babe so just let me know its a simpe question yes or
no
[17:38] omegarobot: Sweetie, you're talking to a guy who knows some of the law,
and all contracts are worded very carefully to trip you up. You have to agree to
the terms and conditions even for the 'trial membership' which is the 'no charge
deal'. By agreeing to the terms and conditions, you agree to the monthly
membership charge, which is automatically effective as soon as the trial
membership ends. And once the membership is in effect, I'm going to get charged
money.
[17:39] omegarobot: And you're suggesting to me to use a card 'with no money on
it' which means you're encouraging me to charge a card 'with no money on it'
[17:39] socalhottie6921: yes babe ofcourse ull get charged if u check the box
[17:40] socalhottie6921: oo babelook ur maki9gn this too complicated ok babe im
telling ya how it works u chek the box u get charged if u dont cancel if u
unchek the box u will automatically cancel ur card after a day
[17:42] omegarobot: Babe, the box honestly doesn't matter, you have to agree to
the terms and conditions, which is a contract that overrides the box unchecking.
An analogy to that is like saying 'don't smoke, and we'll seal this deal by all
taking a puff from the peace-pipe'.
[17:43] socalhottie6921: ok babe u know i dotn want u to rate me anymore ur too
comlicated i would never married a guy like u
[17:43] socalhottie6921: ur to afraid of ur life
[17:43] socalhottie6921: has anybody told u that?
[17:44] omegarobot: Babe, I think I got under your skin, and it's bothering you
that someone got there. You're lashing out now, trying to bring me under you,
and I find it quite empowering that you're attempting to do so.
[17:45] socalhottie6921: bzabe i was ofering u something if u dont want to iso
ok
[17:46] omegarobot: And I just wanted to chat with you, as a person, because I
thought you were a person, but you're seeming to be more and more of a
salesperson, one of those people with no souls who just hammer away a sales deal
trying to get me on this website.
[17:47] omegarobot: Don't you want to feel human? Don't you want to want someone
to actually like you?
[17:47] socalhottie6921: yes babe cuzu know thats my job and i need the fuckin
ating
[17:47] socalhottie6921: no
[17:48] socalhottie6921: not u
[17:48] socalhottie6921: too complicated
[17:48] socalhottie6921: i just want rating from u
[17:49] omegarobot: How's that skin irritation treating you? I'm so under it
right now, you have to claw to get me out. Are you allowed to block me from
being able to talk to me, or are you supposed to try to the very end to get me
to sign up for this website?
[17:49] socalhottie6921: no babe i want u to get the fuck out of here
[17:49] socalhottie6921: ur under mi skin
[17:49] socalhottie6921: lol
[17:53] omegarobot: Ho ho ho, look what I just uncovered... keep reading the
fine print and the real truth always comes to the surface. There's two websites
I would be gaining access to if I were to follow all this credit card
application process. www.wildxxxfantasies.com which has a 1 day free trial and a
monthly renewal for $34.95. The box you're telling me to uncheck is for (Link:
www.definitesex.com)www.definitesex.com which has a 2 day free trial and a
monthly renewal at $34.95.
[17:53] omegarobot: So, which one do you work for?
[17:54] socalhottie6921: wild babe
[17:55] omegarobot: Which is why you're telling me to uncheck the box.
[17:55] socalhottie6921: so i see u gto no tv at home babe
[17:55] socalhottie6921: thats nice
[17:55] socalhottie6921: wild fantasies babe for only 1 day trial
[17:56] omegarobot: after which, I'd be charged $34.95
[17:57] socalhottie6921: yes ofcurse if u levae teh box cheked
[17:58] socalhottie6921: well g2g
[17:58] socalhottie6921: im gona do the show for some other guy
[17:58] omegarobot: You giving up on me, you almost had me.
[17:58] socalhottie6921: he seems to be leees boring
[17:58] socalhottie6921: u know i never beg for rain
[17:59] socalhottie6921: rating
[18:00] omegarobot: No, rain was right, and I'm guessing the guy you want is the
desperate kind who need women through the interweb. But babe, you're barking at
a guy who has a girl, and has had girls. You can only have me if you beg.
[18:01] socalhottie6921: no babe i wont beg ok
[18:01] socalhottie6921: so if u wanna come be my guest
[18:01] omegarobot: be my guest, that can be taken as a form of begging.
[18:01] socalhottie6921: take a u want babe
[18:01] socalhottie6921: i dont care honestly
[18:03] omegarobot: What if I wanted the membership to definatesex.com but not
wildxxxfantasies.com? Is there some kind of application I can fill out with the
two websites switched?
[18:03] socalhottie6921: no i d tonf know i only work for wildxxx
[18:05] omegarobot: I have to say, this conversation has really made my day.
It's topping this afternoon when I gave my gf a massage that had her so relaxed
it made her pass out from pleasure. It's the kind of thing you can only
experience with a real man in the room who can give you something, and by
something, I mean better things than a rating.
[18:06] socalhottie6921: wel too bad
[18:06] socalhottie6921: rating would have made my day
[18:08] omegarobot: The gf totally wants to try threesomes with me, too. She was
the one who suggested two girls before I did. I decided to take the gentlemanly
route and I suggested a threesome with two guys. The only guy I would be
interested in fucking is dating this girl, and when I told her that, she
suggested a potential foursome. That conversation I had with her totally
dominates this conversation with you where all you can promise me is website
where I can watch you do things with people.
[18:08] omegarobot: Babe, I hate to break it to ya, but why pay for the appitite
when dinner is right here in front of me?
[18:08] socalhottie6921: babe free!
[18:09] socalhottie6921: no pyaing ashole
[18:10] omegarobot: Okay, I just explained to you several times over how it's
worded to say 'free' when it's actually not free. Nothing in life is free.
[18:10] socalhottie6921: ok babe u owe me like 20 dls for wasting my time
asshole
[18:11] socalhottie6921: buy
[18:11] omegarobot: No no, it's bye, not buy
[18:11] socalhottie6921: its buy
[18:11] socalhottie6921: ashole
[18:11] socalhottie6921: buy my page
[18:11] socalhottie6921: my rating
[18:11] socalhottie6921: only 34
[18:11] socalhottie6921: dls
[18:11] socalhottie6921: what an offer
[18:11] socalhottie6921: bye
[18:11] socalhottie6921: buy
[18:11] socalhottie6921: g2g
[18:13] socalhottie6921: WRITE ASSHOLE+
[18:13] omegarobot: Man, all this talk about money suddenly. I owe you $20 for
your time, 34 for your rating, I thought you're telling me it's free, free, free
(provided I uncheck the box for a totally unrelated website).
[18:13] socalhottie6921: sure buy
[18:13] socalhottie6921: buy
[18:13] socalhottie6921: buyb
[18:13] socalhottie6921: buy
[18:13] socalhottie6921: save the link huhn
[18:13] socalhottie6921: :-*
[18:13] socalhottie6921: :x
[18:13] socalhottie6921: bye
[18:14] omegarobot: If I wasn't so sure of myself, I'd swear you were totally
turned on by my persistance. You're basking in how much attention I'm showering
you with.
[18:16] omegarobot: On an unrelated note, what kind of music do you like to
listen to?
[18:18] omegarobot: Uh-oh, someone isn't talking anymore. I must've gotten under
that skin nice and deep, deep enough that the only course of action was to stop
talking to me.
[18:19] omegarobot: Well, I'm gonna go post this instant messaging conversation
on the internet, you're gonna get some free publicity from me and all the
ratings you want, at the cost of your own pride.
[18:20] omegarobot: And once again, thanks for the chat, and one more thing,
babe....
[18:20] omegarobot: ... S my D, B
[18:23] *** "socalhottie6921" signed off at Thu Jul 06 18:23:02 2006.