A Little About Me, Omega Redd

Name: Omega Redd
Born: March 12, 1981
Will Die: October 10, 2057
Origin of Birth: Blanchardville, WI
Occupation: First General Jackass
Organization: Hell
Email Address: omega@tds.net

    Welcome to My Private Hell, the place where I, Omega Redd, reside.  A few years have passed since my visit here.  I return to you now to let you know that I do still exist and that I plan on updating a lot of this place for everyone to see.  I use this site as an outlet that allow the general public to come see what I have to offer, or what I can take from them.  But since you're here, you probably want to know more about me.  I don't know why, but who am I to try to stop you.  Indeed, who am I to stop you?

    I grew up alone in the world, surrounded by people who hated me.  Those who crossed my path were filled with ignorance and hatred.  I tried to stay away from all temptations.  But eventually I succumbed to greater influences.  The powers of evil and corruption run strong, and even the most resistant can give in to other forms.  I was influenced by power.  The need to achieve.  And I would destory those who dare oppose me.

    My calling came one afternoon, when I was trying to maintain a sense of sanity in a world gone insane.  I was approached by two individuals cloaked in trench coats.  A man and a woman, whose names escape me even now.  They influenced me with stories about how I could accomplish so much in my life. They offered me complete control over an environment that I could use to exploit people's weaknesses.  I took them up on this offer.

    Like all good things in life, I thrived on my new found power.  I was in control.  I was able to look down upon people instead of having them look down upon me.  I did my job, but slowly it started to take it's toll on me.  But when I fought the .  My philosphy: Let's face it, there's over a billion people in the U.S. of A., and if 50 of them hate you that still leaves 999,999,950 people that haven't officially called you a loser yet.  And hey, maybe one might just call you a fuckin' moron.

    I served under the omnipotent, but rarely seen Goddess X.  I knew nothing of her, but only that she governed me and my actions.  Forever am I trapped in this world as a lost cause, a lost hope, a lost soul.  From here, I must seek redemption or be cursed for all eternity.  My search has proved to be fruitless, but I will succeed.  I believed my suffering paid off, and I thought it would bring me one step closer to destroying my enemies.  Instead I only created a much bigger one: ME.

    I've met quite a few people in the course of my life.   From the truly wonderful Carol the Magnificent, to the really short Jake the Little Dude, to the wooden Roy The Ventriloquist Dummy, to the undead Vlaid the Vampire.  Today, I am no longer the overlord of the damned and near dead.  Rather, I am simply a subordinate of the supreme wrath of humankind.  My purpose is not unlike that of The Grim Reaper, but a different sort of thing.  I just man a section of Hell and live a solitary lifestyle.  Today I man this website and add other little things that come along.
 


All About Me, The Schober

    I created the Omega Redd character when I was in middle school.  It was unintentional that I named him the same name as the X-Men Marvel Comic villain.  I wanted Omega to be something that I wasn't, an evil man who worked for Hell.  In the beginning he was a tough, arrogant and very pushy.  After a while, I changed his demeanor to him being gruff and the butt of every joke when I added additional characters to the website.  After that, I

    I started this website mostly just to have a place where I could compile everything that I liked.  TV show information, favorite people, games, lists of things I own, fansites, etc.  I use this website as a major outlet to let people come explore and find out more about me and the things I liked.  It was also a creative outlet, which is where I let my Omega character thrive.  So, in the end, the website is part story and part of who I am.

    To describe a little about myself, I was born March 12, 1981.  I was raised in a small town of Blanchardville in Wisconsin.  I graduated from the Pecatonica Area School district.  I attended one year of college at MATC.  As for my job history, I delivered the Wisconsin State Journal for almost 7 years. I sold corn for my uncle in his corn stand for two consecutive summers.   I worked at the Goetz theater in Monroe as a floor staff attendant.   After that, I got a job at Star Cinema in Fitchburg as a janitor.  Finally, I got a job at Market Square Theater as a floor staff attendant.  I worked briefly as an employee at Blockbuster Video but quit after a week.  After eight months at the theater, I was promoted to the managerial position Chief of Staff.  Another 4 months and I became the First Assistant Manager.  I still am employed at this time at the Market Square Theater.

    I lived most of my life in Blanchardville.  When I became the First Assistant, I moved to Madison and lived in an efficiency apartment for 2 years.  After my lease was up, I moved in with some friends and lived with them for a year and a half.  I just recently moved back to Blanchardville for a couple months with the intention of moving back to Madison before the winter season.

Note from the Creator: I'm sorry for creating this Golem, he is consuming my life even as we speak.  But as the legend says, it can only live as long as the creator can... and he's letting me live for a long time =(.


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