Ask Omega Redd A Question

    Let's see if you can ask an interesting question that gets the people at Private Hell, Inc. thinking.

I've heard the expression 'A stitch in time saves nine.'  What does this expression mean?  Nine what?

This old expression refers to the fine art of sewing.  For those of you who do not know what sewing is, it's where one takes a needle & thread and deftly teach themselves how to not stab themselves in the thumb or develope a callus in the process.  It was done manually before the groundbreaking 'sewing machine' came along.  It revolutionized the industry, and made child labor in other countries not only obsolete, but much more cheaper to exploit.

Anyway, if you have a hole in your pocket (for example), you need to sew (or stitch) the hole closed.  If you don't, the hole gets stressed and the tear widens.  Thus, you have to sew (or stitch) more.  So, if you sew the hole early on, you don't have to stitch as much.  The lesson learned: If a problem arises, solve it early on before it becomes a bigger problem that will cost you more.

Street Serenade:

Yes, Roy, hi. I have a question. Now this has been bothering me for ages (basically the last ten minutes since I've seen your renovated webhome).  I used to follow up on the Smurfy attack, and I seem to recall that the hippie was named "Jay" and now suddenly he'd named "Ray". Can you explain this supernatural phenomenon, Roy? Because if you can't, I believe I'll go insane! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* That's all.

Street, that's a very good question.  Good observational skills, by the way.  We all know Ray is a hippie, but what not everyone knows is that his real name isn't Ray or Jay, it's actually Marvin.  But Ray (who I'll refer to him here on out, because that's what he goes by now) wants to commit to being a true hippie.  Back in the 60's, hippies changed their names to things like 'Starchild' and 'Flowerchild.'  Ray went through several name changes which goes as follows:  Marvin (Birth name), Child of the Wild Berries (First name change to fit the hippie description), Yong Chang Su Jono (During the two years he spent in Japan), Rain Spirit of Tomorrow (His return back to America), Jay (Shorter now, because he couldn't stand writing his name really long, espcially since he just got a checkbook), and today, we now know him as Ray.  But why 'Ray,' you ask?  Well, during the rebellion, Omega would call me Roy and then he would accidently call Jay 'Ray' (guess he was stuck on that 'r' sound).  Now we all know how short Omega's temper is around here, so he told Jay that he better change his name to something that's not as confusing.  If you look at the Rebel's Log, which is now found in Carol's 'Stories Behind the Webpage,'  You'll see that his name changed right when Carol got here.  That's because Carol had the idea for the name change.  She told him 'If he's making you change your name, change it to something he's already used to saying.'  And he did, thus Ray is now a part of our webpage, dispite the fact that Omega is even more ticked because he wanted him to change it to something that wouldn't sound like Roy.  He's still getting us mixed up and Ray would say 'Just remember, I'm like a Ray of sunlight, bringing love into the webpage, man.'  Then Omega would deck him and drag him outside into the rain, which would be shortly followed by Carol decking him then pulling Ray back inside.  Valid and I just like to watch this ever time it happens (twice a week).  Ray also made a vow (by Carol's suggestion) that he's going to keep his name as is while he's here on the webpage, so Ray will Ray for a long time.

Lego King:

Yes, I have a question that's been bugging me sometime.  Where and who came up with the title 'Private Hell, Inc.?'

Well, Kingie, Omega came up with it.  The webpage name was (and still it) 'Welcome To My Private Hell.'  For a long time, it was just refered to as 'Omega's Private Hell.'  But Omega thought that was kinda personal-like, not much business-like.  So he changed it to 'Private Hell, Inc.'  The -Inc.- is just an attachment, it has no real meaning.  Later on, this proved to have been a good move on his part, as he later was teamed up with Vlaid, Roy, Ray and myself.

Hi, long time reader, first time emailer.  I have a question: Where are ya'll from?

Never start an email like that again.  I swear I will hunt you down and fuck you up for ever using that line again.  Anyway, for the actual question.  Ray is from Woodstock, Roy is from Boston, Vlaid is from Colorado, I'm from Florida, and Omega is from the great *snicker* state of Wisconsin.  Now never email us again.

Ungh ijuvch, erftop sevtibx jokkle guhwerbt muvraf eefwolph?

What the fuck?  Jokkle guhwerbt to you to, you sick perverted connection to the lame gods.