Let's start this off with a positive message.

Personal faith is a good thing.  There are some people who really hit rock bottom in life.  People who lose hope and even the will to live.  For these people, they need something in their life to fill the void.  And that thing is faith.  Faith is belief and trust in God, complete trust, or a system of religious beliefs.  If this person believes in God, in what he has to give and what he stands for, then good for them.  Seriously, good for them!

People need faith, that's what keeps us going each day.  It's that which makes us feel safe, secure, and above all needed in the world.  Today could be the worst day of my life, but tomorrow could only bring better things.  If not, then the day after will.  If not, then the day after will.  It's basically a very positive way of looking at life, very optimistic.

Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

These conservatives are really something, aren't they?  They're all in favor of the unborn, they will do anything for the unborn.  But once you're born (gives the finger) you're on your own.

Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus, from conception to nine months.  After that, they don't wanna know about you.  They don't wanna hear from you.  No-nothing!  No neo-natal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing.  If you're pre-born, you're fine.  If you're preschool, you're fucked!

Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age.  Then they think you are just fine.  Just what they've been looking for.  Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Pro-life, these people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors.  What kind of pro-life is that?  What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?

They're not pro-life, you know what they are?  They're anti-woman!  They believe a woman's primary role is to fuction as a brood mare for the state.

You don't see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus, do you?  No, you don't see 'em adopting a whole lotta crack babies, do ya?  No, that might be something Christ might do.

And you won't see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire.  You know, morally commited religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a Goddamn demonstration, didn't they?  They knew how to put on a fuckin' protest!  Light yourself on FIRE!  Come on, you moral crusaders, let's see a little smoke to match that fire in your belly!

Here's another question I have: How come when it's us it's "an abortion," andwhen it's a chickens it's "an omlette."

Is a fetus a human being?  This seems to be the central question.  Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn't count them?  If a fetus is a human being, how come when there's a miscarridge, they don't have a funeral?  If a fetus is a human being, how come people say 'we have two children and one on the way,' instead of saying 'we have three children.'

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process that keeps rolling along.

The really hard-core people will tell you that life begins at fertilization.  Fertilization: when the sperm fertilizes the egg.  Which is usually a few moments after the man says 'Gee, honey, I was gonna to pull out, but the phone rang and it startled me.'

But even after the egg is fertilized, it's still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins.  And not every egg makes it that far.  80% of a woman's fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has.  They wind up on sanatary napkins and yet, they are, fertilized eggs.

So basically what these anti-abortion people are tellin' us is that any woman who's had more then one period is a serial killer!

If they really wanna get serious, what about all those sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man and one of these pro-life guys who's watching cums in his pants?  Here's a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little vinnies and debbies and nobody's saying a word to the guy.

Not every ejaculation deserves a name!

Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason.

Speaking of consistency, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions and are against homosexuals.  Well, who has less abortions then homosexuals?  Leave these fuckin' people alone for christsakes!  Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion.  And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside.  You'd think they'd make natural allies.

Speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O'Connor of New York and some of these other cardinals or bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and first labor pains and they've raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I'll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion.

In the meantime, what they oughta be doing is telling these priests who have took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the alter boys.  When Jesus said 'Suffer the little children, come unto me,' that's not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people?  I say 'If you think a fetus is more important then a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear.  For no pay and no pension.'

And think of an abortion as term limits.  That's all it is, biological term limits.  But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase 'Sanctity of Life'  You've heard that, Sanctity of Life.  You believe in it?  Personally, I think it's a bunch of shit.  I mean, life is sacred?  Who said so?  God?  Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.  Has been for thousands of years.

Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other 'cause God told them it was a good idea.  The sword of God, the blood of the lamb, vengence is mine, millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question.  'You believe in God?' 'No' BANG!  'You believe in God?' 'Yes.' 'You believe in my God?' 'No' BANG!

My God has a bigger dick then your God!

Thousands of years and all the best wars too.  The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought all based on religious hatred, which is fine with me.  Anytime a bunch of holy people wanna kill each other, I'm a happy guy.

But don't be giving me all this shit about the Sanctity of Life.  I mean even if there were such a thing, I don't think it's something you can blame on God.  You know where the Sanctity of Life came from?  We made it up.  You know why?  Cause we're alive, self-interest.  Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred.

You don't see Abbott and Costello running around talking about this shit, do you?  We're not hearing a whole lot from Mussolini on the subject.  What's the latest from JFK?  Not a goddamn thing, cause Mussolini, JFK, and Abbott and Costello are fuckin' dead!  And dead people give less then a shit about the Sanctity of Life.

Only living people care about [the Sanctity of Life], so the whole thing grows out of a completely biased point of view.  It's a self-serving, man-made, bullshit story.

It's one of these things we tell ourselves so we'll feel nobel.  Life is sarced, makes you feel nobel.  Let me ask you this:  If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, where's the sacred part come in?  I'm having trouble with that.

Cause I mean even with this stuff we preach about 'the Sanctity of Life,' we don't practice it.  Look at what we kill: misquitos and flies, because they're pests.  Lions and Tigers, cause it's fun!  Chickens and pigs, cause we're hungry.  Pheasents and quail, cause it's fun... and we're hungry.  And people, we kill people, cause they're pests... and it's fun!

And you might've noticed something else.  The Sanctity of Life doesn't seem to apply to cancer cells, does it.  You rarely see a bumper sticker that says 'Save the Tumors' or 'I Brake For Advanced Melanoma.'

Nah, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, e-coli, bacteria, the crabs.  Nothing's sacred about those things.  So at best, the Sanctity of Life is kind of selective thing.  We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred and we get to kill the rest.  Pretty neat deal, huh?  Know how we got it?  We made the whole fuckin' thing up!

The same way we made the death penalty, we made them both up.  Sanctity of Life and the death penalty.  Aren't we versatile?

Evolution is so cool!  It blows my mind to think about it.  Evolution explains not only our physical makeup but our character.  And now, after millions of years of selective breeding, we find ourselves living in the modern world guided, and misguided, by traits that were formed in the wild.

Take our fear of death.  Evolution makes it easy to understand.  Those creatures who did not fear death (who didn't value themselves) did not do enough to avoid it.  They were constantly jumping off cliffs or eating fire or mouthing off to creatures much bigger than them and made their kind extinct.  What survives and endures is largely fearful (and egoistic).

Even with a healthy survival instinct, death is inevitable, and it's all around.  Once our intelligence evolved enough to make the mental leap from the death of other creatures around us to the anticipation of our own death, we were left with awareness of a threat we had been bred to be terrified by.  No one can function in a constant state of terror, so people naturally had to dream up ways to shut out the bad news nature keeps bringing.  The dreams were many and varied—ghosts, reincarnation, and finally, heaven—but they all said the same thing:

We will not die.  Not to worry.

So religion, which often denies evolution, is actually a result of it.

***

It was thousands of years more before evolution would begin to be discovered and understood.  Humanity is still overcoming its resistance to these simple, natural, but—because of the thinking they follow—revolutionary ideas.  The Scopes Monkey Trial may be the definitive story of our age.  I, writing this, am far from literate on the subject of evolution.  I was taught of God and Heaven long before Darwin.

Though some who value science are disheartened by the sway superstition continues to hold, as I think about it now, it seems perfectly natural.  In the fight for our belief between what is and what we wish for, is it any wonder that truth has an uphill battle?  If anything, we should take pride in the great strides reason has made in the last two centuries, a minuscule period in human history.  Before this time, science offered little to compete with religion’s comforts.  Before science cured polio, religion at least helped us bear it.  What's impressive is how many adherents science had before its fruits had ripened.  (Though back then, science did not as obviously conflict with religion.  Even Galileo believed in God.)

And the scientist's pursuit of truth may come from motives as base as the mystic's flight from it, indeed the very same motive - to conquer nature lest it conquer us.  It may be more with medicine and machinery now, and less with denial, but we're still fighting death.

So maybe in the long run, religion will  be seen as the temporary balm that helped us struggle on in the face of our fears until we had learned enough about nature to handle it with some facility; a necessary step in the ascent of human thought;  not an enemy of science, but its vanguard.

Copyright: June 6, 1998
Note: For a much more nuanced discussion of these issues, check out Freud's The Future of an Illusion.  It's dense, but rewarding.

Fry: So that's my story, Father Changstein-El-Gamal.  Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?
Clergyman: Well, we could join together in prayer.
Fry: Uh-huh, but is there anything useful we can do?
Clergyman: (beat) No.

Leader: Fellow, shrimpkins.  Behold him that hath taken us unto his breast

Leader: All bow before the great Metal Lord

Leader: All hail, the Metal Lord
Citizen: So hailed

Bender: Hmm, those pee-wees think I'm god, huh?  Hard to blame 'em

Bender: I am the Metal Lord, who are you?
Malachi: I am called Malachi, Lord.  It means... um... 'He who really loves the Metal Lord'
Bender: Listen here, Malachi.  Time for a religious donation.  Hand over your wallet!
Malachi: But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk.
Bender: Poor?  Aww, crap!
Malachi: Pity me not, for I am richened by the love of my family.

Wife: What art thou doing, Malachi junior?
Son: I'm practicing to hug daddy when he gets back from God. (hugs a jug)
Bender: Ugh, gag unto me with a spoon.

Bender: Malachi, it's high-time I laid down a few commandments.  You got a chisel?  Take this down.  (clears throat) Number one...
Malachi: Behold, the One Commandment!
(Holds up a tablet that reads: God Needs Booze)
Bender: Make it a double!

Bender: Ooh, microbrewed.  My guys did alright.  I think I'll make my countenance to shine down upon them.

Bender: Malachi, good work.  There's no slowing down with the Metal Lord tonight.
Malachi: Yes, tonight is kind of special.
Bender: Wait a second, did you rip off your own arm as a joke?
Malachi: Nay, like most of your followers, I was maimed building the Great Brewery.  Others died from the pestilent fumes it spewed forth.  And of course the liquor industry attracted oganized crime.

Bender: Oh, it's all my fault.  Malachi, tell thy people that the Lord is moved by their plight.
(a single tear falls from Bender's eyes, causing a flood.  Malachi Junior is swept up in a flash flood)
Wife: Malachi Junior, NO!
Son: Daddy, I can't hold much longer.  My arms are tired from hugging.
Malachi: Save him.  Save my son, oh Metal Lord.
Bender: This looks like a job for God!

(people fall to their knees chanting)
Bender: What the...?  Malachi, what matter of deal is this with the chanting?
Malachi: They saw you save my son, now everyone is praying for their own miracles.
Bender: (sighs) Very well, what do they want?
Malachi: The people of that village pray for wealth.
(Bender grabs a coin and tosses it to the village, subsequently crushing them)
Bender: That was a practice miracle... who's next?

Malachi: The farmers pray for sunlight, so their barley might make a more refreshng beer for today's God on the go.
Bender: Very well, let there be light!
(Bender closes his visor and reflects the sun off his visor onto the crops, causing them to burst into flames)
Bender: I got it, I got it!
(Bender blows onto the fire, subseqently blowing a few citizens off him and into the abyss)
Bender: Umm, when you're writing the Bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.

Malachi: Oh Metal Lord, hear my prayer.
Bender: (Sighs) Yes, Malachi, what is it this time?
Malachi: My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you.  They say thier prayers go unheeded.
Bender: Of course they're unheeded.  How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass!?
Malachi: They talk of war against the faithful.  I beseech thee, rise up against them!  Smite someone who deserves it for once!
Bender: (sigh) Malachi, everytime I interfere, I only make things worse.  You're best off solving your own problems.
Malachi: But... but Metal Lord...
Bender: What part of 'Nay' dothn't thou understand!?

Book Title
The Bible -By Bender with Malachi
(first picture depicts Bender in boxing gloves punching a lion.)

Bender: Now that's one Bible that doesn't disappoint on every page.  Looks like society's running pretty well without my meddling.
(air raid siren goes off and planes fly overhead dropping nuclear bombs)

Bender: Atomic bombs!?  Oh no, those unbelievers from my backside must've found my nuclear pile.
Malachi: Fear not, my Lord.  We shall be with you soon.
Bender: You're with me now!  This is the maximum level of being with me.
Malachi: We will solve our own problems as you commanded.  The time has come to convert the unbelievers.
Bender: Convert them?
Malachi: To radioactive vapor!!
(Several hidden missle silos launch rockets that vaporize the citizens on Bender's backside)

Son: Look, daddy, I'm hugging God!  Maybe if I hug him real hard, he'll save us from...
(Malachi and family are then vaporized)

Bender: Hello?  Is anyone still alive?  How about in the porno theater?  Don't be embarassed!

Bender: They're dead.  All dead!  Who would've known playing God could have such terrible consequences?

Bender: Hey, that galaxy's signaling in binary.  I've got to signal back.  But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.  You speak English?
God: I do now.
(Bender is sucked into the core of the 'galaxy')
Bender: What are you, some kind of galactic computer?
God: Possible.  I am user friendly... my good chum.
Bender: Who built you?
God: I have always been.
Bender: Oh my God.... are you... God?
God: Possible.  I do feel compassion for all living things... my good chum.
Bender: But why would God think in binary?  Unless... you're not God, but the remains of a computerized space probe that collided with God.
God: That seems probable.

Bender: So... do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?
God: Yes.
Bender: What if I do something different?
God: Then I don't know that.
Bender: Cool, cool.  I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?
God: Yes, but there are so many asking so much.  After a while you just sorta tune it out.
Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw.  You were doing well until everyone died.
Bender: It was awful.  I tried helping them, I tried not helping them.  But in the end, I couldn't do them any good.  Do you think what I did was wrong?
God: Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do.
Bender: Yeah, I know.  That's why I asked if what I did... oh forget it.
God: Bender, being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people get dependent on you and if you do nothing, they lose hope.  You have to use a light touch, like a safe-cracker or a pick-pocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electical thing.  When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Bender: Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth?  Even if I prayed to you?
God: Earth?  Which way is that?
(looks around at the endless space)
Bender: (forelorn) I don't know.

God: (upon hearing Fry's random radio signal asking to get Bender back) Huh?
Bender: (wakes up) Hey, what?  You say something?
God: No, no.  Well, so long.  Remember what we talked about.
(hurdles Bender back to Earth)

Bender: Guys, you'll never believe what happened.  First, I was God.  Then, I met God!

Fry: (on going back and letting the monks out of the closet)I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat.
Bender: Fat chance!  You can't count on God for jack!  He pretty much told me so himself.  Now come on, if we don't save those monks, no one will!
(Meanwhile back in space)
God: (laughes) When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Clergyman: I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Daivd: And it was always more like I had no choice, my belief was all fear.  You know, the whole catholic thing... even though I'm Episcopalian.  You have to do right or you'll be punished.
Keith: I got that too.  Only not from my religion, from my dad.
David: I mean, I believe we should do the right thing, but not because we're going to get rewarded in heaven.  It's just like bribery.
Keith: No, we should do the right thing because we can do the right thing.  Because we choose to do the right thing.  Even if it's going to make life harder... which it often does.

South Park

Excerpt taken from Season 7 Episode 9 'Christian Rock Hard'

Cartman: Gentlemen, we are about to embark on the most amazing, life-affirming, financially windfalling experiences of our young lives
Butters: Wow!
Cartman: We are going to start a Christian Rock band.
Butters: Oh...
Token: I'm out.

Cartman: Christians have a built in audience of over 180 million Americans.  If each one of them buys just one of our albums at just $12.95, that would be--
Butters: --Two billion, three-hundred thirty-one million dollars.

Cartman: All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them.  See all we have to do cross off words like 'baby' and 'darlin' and replace them with 'Jesus'.

(Cartman sings)
I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.

Cartman: We have to take pictures for our album cover.  The key to a hot selling Christian Rock album is a flashy inspirational album cover.

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Excerpt taken from Season 1 Episode 8 'Creationism'

Religin Related Jokes

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

Is Hell Exothermic of Endothermic?

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: (1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. (2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then (2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic."

The student got the only A.

The Nine Satanic Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Stupidity

The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

Pretentiousness

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

Solipsism

Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

Self-deceit

It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!

Herd Conformity

That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

Lack of Perspective

Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints—know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies

Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

Counterproductive Pride

That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.

Lack of Aesthetics

This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing—it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

Random Questions:

Q: What kind of car would Jesus drive?
A: The book of Acts in the Bible talks about being in one accord. Based on that, would he drive a Honda.

The following are taken from random hand outs written from real God-fuckers

Videos / Documentaries I Have On Tape

America Undercover: Soldiers in the Army of God
America Undercover: A Question of Miracles