I decided that I'm gonna write about websites. Just random websites that I happen upon while writing this.

The Websites

Rating System (* = Lame, *** = Average, ***** = Excellent)

http://www.schober.com (**)

I put this one in first, and it's a German website. I saved one of the pictures, I'll just stick it somewhere on my current website as a joke. Wish I could read it, so I could report what it is.

http://www.hell.com (**)

Nothing Stays The Same. That's a cool intro to the site. But there's not much else. It seems to be a search engine that's powered by google, but google doesn't work on my computer, therefore the site doesn't work on my computer.

http://www.privatehell.com (*)

This looks like it would've been a cool website, but there's nothing on it! Well, there's something on it, but all it is is a pre-made webpage template that you just write over the old text. I coulda used that website better then that person did. I better see improvements in the future.

http://www.justin.com (****)

Okay, this is the first really cool site to have found. It's all about the name Justin. I mean, literally, it's pretty much just about the name. Everything you didn't know about the name you can learn about it here at justin.com! I'm so coming back here again!

Ooooooh, that is so flippin' cool. For those of you who want to check out Justin.com, go to the webcam and just run your cursor over the image. I'm so trippin' over that experience!

http://www.omega.com (*)

Some business site about some business product. Didn't look interesting enough for me, so I'm moving on. Sorry I wasted time not only looking, but writing about the disappointment.

http://www.omegaredd.com (****)

Okay, now I'm jealous and pissed. This was supposed to be my online atlernate persona. Now I find that there's someone else who's using the same name as I!? Dammit!

Oh well, I'll give this guy some credit, he's out making the name work for him. I just made up the name (or so I thought) and just use it. He's a musician, hip hop it looks like. He has an album circulating on the street titled "Y'all done Fucked up Now". And, thanks to this website, I now have a new nic-name for Paul: 'PL' for 'Paul Love'. Wait, that sounds kinda gay. Maybe I should just stick with Paul.

From the best I can tell, this guy has his own domain, but all his stuff loads from geocities. Strange.

http://www.pizza.com (*)

Nothing here, just a guy offering the website for sale/rent. What a disappointment.

http://www.innerear.com (*)

I actually didn't expect anything to pop up when I typed this one in, but it produced some sorta doctor's website. I'm betting it relates to ears (didn't read into it).

http://www.dirtyshirt.com (**)

Again, a website I didn't expect to find anything at. It didn't look intersting, but since I found it, I'm just gonna copy and paste the website's purpose below:

Dirtyshirt Adventures is an outdoor activity social club coordinating trips and instruction rock climbing, paddling and hiking. Typically, the participant is responsible for transportation and equipment unless otherwise noted. Safety is always the highest priority and all proper safety equipment is utilized. Every participant can expect an adventurous, challenging and personally rewarding experience.

http://www.trashcan.com (***)

This is a cool website, but there's once again nothing on it! It's just a title with picture, and a picture that links who the artist of the picture is. That's it. Wish there was more because what little I see here is pretty cool.

http://www.godseye.com (***)

This one is pretty simple, but I like the picture when it loads. It's like a birds-eye (or, as the webname dictates, god's eye) view of this city.

http://www.blanktape.com (****)

This is a pretty cool site. Beings as I use a lot of blank tapes in my day (referring to my growing tape collection found at my Tape Trading Page). I'll have to stop by here again when I have time and see what's new.

Would like to apologize, I originally posted it as blanktapes.com, but that one is an Earthlink site that's 'coming soon'.

http://www.paintrain.com (*)

I got the name from my friend Ryan, who uses this for a web ID.  You're redirected to a webpage about Terry Tate, Office Lineback.  I've never heard of it, but Ryan has.  It looks lame, I'm not gonna write anymore about it.

http://www.hourglass.com (***)

This one looks cool, and the way they worded their opening page mesmorized me for a few minutes.  Therefore, it earns a higher ranking.  But it looks like a business site, so I have no reason to revisit it or recommend it.  Here's the paragraph that intrigued me:

(The Hourglass Philosophy)
The IT consulting marketplace is dominated by people who understand technology but not business, and people who know business but not technology. Technology does not exist for its own sake. Rather, its purpose is to provide solutions to business problems. Furthermore, while a thorough understanding of a business problem is a prerequisite to solving it, that knowledge alone is insufficient to develop a useful solution. Technology must inform the analytical process and business knowledge must inform the system design process.

http://www.plasticcontainer.com (*)

Redirects you to cherrysind.com, which sells 'plastic fixed wall containers'.  Lame.

http://www.paul.com (****)

This redirects you to http://gamegeek.typepad.com.  This website is pretty cool.

FAILURES:
Websites that when typed in didn't produce any results.

lookatme.com - redirects you to "http://www.geocities.com/hostster/99/" but nothing there.
notebook.com - redirected me to some bank website
nailclipper.com - produced an ad search
armpit.com - A casino search engine... wait a minute...
shelves.com - same result as nailclipper.com
carcrash.com - same result as shelves.com
pictures.com - Search engine, not a website
paperorplastic.com - Forbidden
oldsocks.com - Forbidden
earhair.com - Network Solutions website
ceiling.com - Nothing
lickingtounge.com - Nothing
lightsocket.com - Nothing
eatbugs.com - Nothing
bottlerocket.com - Nothing
sockdrawer.com - Nothing
wienieman.com - Nothing
kickass.com - Nothing
godssleepy.com - Nothing
godsbadday.com - Nothing
theapartment.com - This would be a cool website to have that and...
theschober.com - Nuff said

Porn Sites

I'm not linking any of the following websites as I'm not going to advertise pornography on my website.

Girliezoo.com

Amazonwomen.com