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Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance.  I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena.  And it absolutely, positively 'has' to be there overnight.
    [hands the package to the man to his right]
Man 1: Pete Porter, pass it on.
    [hands it on]
Man 2: Pasadena promptly.
    [hands it on]
Man 3: Package to parcel processing, pronto.
    [hands it to Smithes, who runs into the parcel processing room]
Smithers: Forgot prende asked for highly pressing package of power plant profit projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena.
Attendant: Priority?
Smithers: Precisely.

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