Welcome to My Private Hell.  The website that offers you nothing in return for the nothing you contribute to this website.  You don't appreciate it, we don't appreciate you.  All that said and done, enjoy this or leave.  I mean, no one's forcing you to be here.  Why do you insist on staying here and viewing this website?  Anyway, I could go into more detail about what's up ahead, but a majority of the following is already self-explanatory.  If you don't know what the website has to offer, then you've never really grasped the concept of surfing the internet.  Please concider yourself stupid.  Severe cases should opt for treatment of sorts in a local mental institution or morgue.
    But first, let me explain the premise of this website (finally?).  Omega Redd is a character I created that is in charge of deciding when people live and when they die.  He used to be this guy who self proclaimed himself as 'The Judge of the Quick and the Dead' and he ran a section of Hell.  The section was called 'Private Hell, Inc.'  Thus the meaning behind the title 'Welcome to My Private Hell.'  Some things have changed, but here's the DL (That means 'Down Low,' an expression people use because using words in their entirety seems to be a thing of the past--along with intelligence):
    Omega still runs Private Hell, Inc. but it's more like his home now then a workplace.  He works alone, but he has friends on the outside (so goodbye Carol, Roy and the rest).  He also wears kick ass boots.

    Now for the disclaimer.  A lot of friends and family visit this site and come to me afterwards worried that I'm depressed or worst.  This couldn't be more untrue.  Private Hell, Inc. is just a creative outlet.  I like to do things all the time, and when I have more time, I slap some of them on here.  Truth be told, it's actually more family then the friends *wink wink*.
    Wait, did I just do the 'wink wink' thing?  God, no wonder you're all worried about me.

Now the Introduction from Omega Redd

Like many before me, I am a simple man.  A man who wants to achieve greatness through trials and errors.  A man who needs to be remembered for something phenomenal.  A man who one day will influence a generation through his historical demeanor and dramatic appeal.

In the meantime, I just run a section of Hell.

A place I like to call: My Private Hell.  The place where I have designed the perfect system of TV watching and other forms of damnation (porn?).  And this is the place to find all the answers to life and achieve greatness.